NFL Week 3

Almost every Saturday morning in the fall, there is a familiar layout on my small kitchen counter: a half scribbled to-do list that always includes “oil change” (spoiler: The engine light will remain on all winter); one of my toddler’s “masterpieces” that might be a barn (maybe it’s a meatball?); and without fail, newly purchased Powerball tickets, because this might finally be our week.

Now, to be clear, we’re not trying to gamble our way out of working. (I have a dream job, thank you very much, Steven Ginsberg.)

We’re just trying to work … less.

Which brings me to the perfect job of 2025: Indianapolis Colts punter.