A drunk woman who sexually assaulted a man at a fancy riverside restaurant while he was celebrating getting a cancer all-clear with his wife has been spared jail.
Samantha Williamson 'acted like a woman possessed' after her advances were firmly rejected at the Captain's Club Hotel & Spa, in Christchurch, Dorset.
The 44-year-old staggered from the bar to a table where the couple were enjoying a quiet meal to mark their 40th wedding anniversary and husband getting the all-clear from cancer.
She then sat on the man's lap and told him: 'I want to sit on your big bamboo.'
Outraged by Ms Williamson's brazen behaviour, the shocked diner immediately pushed her off before his wife told her to 'f*** off'.
