MAGA Lawmaker Suggests That Secrets About UFOs And Aliens Were Removed From The Bible

Hey, at the very least, this is a pretty decent attempt to deflect MAGA acolytes from their obsession with the Jeffrey Epstein files.

On Wednesday, Rep. Anna Paulina Luna (R-Fla.) appeared on Joe Rogan’s podcast to advocate for government transparency about aliens.

The Florida Republican, who heads the Task Force on the Declassification of Federal Secrets, a subcommittee of the House Oversight Committee, said that our general understanding of green, bug-eyed aliens from outer space is totally wrong.

Luna explained that although “this might sound crazy,” she has seen evidence of technology created by “energy things” or “interdimensional beings” that defy humanity’s current understanding of physics.

She compared the tech that “interdimensional beings” are capable of making to a modern-day person “dropping a cell phone … back during the time of maybe cavemans [sic].”