I kept waiting for a besotted, hoodwinked boyfriend to show up at ACC media days.

All I saw was a football coach.

If you’re like me, you followed the breathless offseason coverage of NFL legend turned North Carolina coach Bill Belichick, his relationship with 24-year-old girlfriend Jordon Hudson, and her apparent sway over the veteran coach.

Some even suggested Belichick’s self-described “muse” put him under her spell, like she’s some sort of Svengali who bamboozles her 73-year-old boyfriend.

If you’re like me, you see this situation as a molehill, built into a mountain during the slow news portion of the college football calendar.