Amina says the constant influx of baked goods is too much. Ruby says she’s just trying to bring joy to the workplace. You decide who should bake off

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I’m not saying we should have no cakes ever, I just think we should stop assuming cake is always welcome

I know how this sounds: I am the miserable cake police. But this isn’t about being joyless, it’s about creating a healthy working environment. There are 20 of us in the office, and there’s sugar everywhere. We have free biscuits and a constant rotation of cakes, doughnuts and baked goods that descend on us without warning. It’s so normalised, and if you politely decline, people ask if you’re on a diet.

Ruby takes the lead in guilt-tripping. If you say no thanks, she will look at you in disbelief. If you insist on not having a cake for your birthday, she will cajole you until you give in. Ruby loves to bake and she’s always making something, even when there’s no cause for celebration. It’s lovely, but it encourages a constant habit of eating sugar. I also think it puts pressure on everyone else to bring something in.