Steelers Sign
Aaron Rodgers
It feels like we just watched Aaron Rodgers on a weird, man-on-the-streets version of a reality TV dating show, one in which our dapper dude begrudgingly committed to someone after a far more arduous saga than anyone ever imagined.
Sent packing by his original partner, he pursued the most desirable alternative he could find. But she already had a man, and after a brief consideration said, “Thanks but no thanks.” He conducted a drawn-out dance with two other contestants, only for one to drop out.
Resigned to the belief that a third-best option was better than no option at all, our bachelor talked himself into awarding the rose to the only partner left standing. Together, they awkwardly begin their new union, ignoring the signs that suggest this won’t end well.
