If you thought the Dakota Johnson-Chris Martin split was the heartbreak of the week, hold on to your black MAGA hat, because we're witnessing The Great Divorce.

The long-predicted separation of President Donald Trump and Elon Musk is here. Love-blind optimists always prayed that the world's most powerful man and the world's richest man could keep their curious bromance alive, and the teary-eyed, televised Oval Office farewell that Elon received on Friday seemed to suggest there was hope for these political darlings.