The public has reacted with scorn to Sir Keir Starmer's first speech as Prime Minister.
The Labour PM's measured tone especially tickled some viewers - including one who thought he sounded like a tired mother during a holiday trip with the kids.
Others thought he sounded like a headteacher reading out the canteen rules and was 'painfully dull' with 'all platitudes and no detail'.
Another joked 'if you don't commit and tell us what your plans are you can't fail - good tactic'.
Keir Starmer warned of 'tough decisions' looming and tried to stop people calling him 'PM' today as he kicked off his Red revolution.